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PostSubject: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeFri Jan 04, 2008 12:26 pm
Djeca u školi dobili da napišu domaću zadaću s temom "Kako provodim dan kod kuće". Nastavnica prozove maloga Ivicu da pročita svoju zadaću.
- Ja kod kuće živim intenzivnim seksualnim životom...
- Stani, stani Ivice - prekine ga nastavnica - kako to misliš "intenzivnim seksualnim životom"?
- Znate nastavnice, ujutro se dignem i mama me pita:
- Ivice, jesi li oprao zube?
- Nisam mama.
- Odi operi zube!
- Izađem iz kupaone s opranim zubima, a tata pita:
- Ivice, jesi li se umio?
- Nisam tata.
- 'Ajmo na umivanje!
- Izađem iz kupaone umiven, a mama pita:
- Ivice, jesi li uredio svoju sobu?
- Nisam mama.
- Hajde Ivice, uredi sobu!
- Završim s uređivanjem sobice, a tata pita:
- Ivice, jesi li napisao zadaću?
- Nisam tata.
- Ivice, Ivice.. hajde pisati zadaću!
- I tako me jebu cijeli dan!

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeFri Jan 04, 2008 10:29 pm
sjede 2 morza na stijenu i pita jedan drugog:
-sto ti je to ispod brade
-djeeaaaarghhh...
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeFri Jan 04, 2008 10:32 pm
side na krovu 2 vuka i gase konpjutere
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeFri Jan 04, 2008 11:56 pm
idu dva zuta bildera jedan kaze neshto smrdi na kvadraturu
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeSat Jan 05, 2008 12:43 am
idu dva psa jedan se ceska a drugi slovacka LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeSat Jan 05, 2008 12:48 am
teku dva potoka jedan se slijeva a drugi zdesna
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeFri Jan 25, 2008 2:25 am
dje je tose pjevao za novu godinu?
nidje







/me runs away
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeFri Jan 25, 2008 3:02 pm
jaoj ima jos jedan o tosetu......al necu ga napisat....greote... Sad
al dobrar je vic.
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeTue Jan 29, 2008 12:51 am
koja je razilka izmedju punk-a i tosheta?
punk'z not dead... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi :roll:   Vicevi :roll: Icon_minitimeWed Jun 25, 2008 5:22 pm
shta je toshetu posljednje proshlo kroz glavu?
-branik.
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